Thursday, January 31, 2008

EXPOSED!! - BBI Fires Back....

Photos from a 1/31/08 raid on ServiceCourse’s house It must be seen ! The fraud exposed. BELOW ARE PICTURES TAKEN AFTER A RAID ON ServiceCourse’s HOUSE IN TRUCKEE . ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?HOW CAN A SHIT-STIRRING, BIKE RACING BLOGGER ACTUALLY SUPPORT HIMSELF IN THE RESORT TOWN OF TRUCKEE? BELLY UP TO THE BAR, PARDONER, AND LET ME FILL YOU WITH SOME TRUTH. WHAT IS THIS MENACE TO OUR SOCIETY UP TO, ANYWAY?

HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY NOTICED THAT THIS BLOGGER LIVES THE GOOD LIFE, YET HAS NEVER SEEN THE INSIDE OF A CUBICLE? NEVER PUT ON A TIE AND SHINED HIS SHOES? ONE HAS TO WONDER, JUST WHERE DOES HIS FINANCIAL BACKING COME FROM? HIS WIFE? HELL NO, SHE ONLY STAYS BECAUSE HE HAS THREATENED TO PUBLISH THOSE OLD TIJUANA PHOTOS OF HER AND THE PONY FROM THE CRAZY SORORITY WEEKEND IN COLLEGE.

STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE HERE? Notice that nearly 100% of this money is U.S. Currency!!! Do you now wonder why the cost of living has catapulted in our country??? I don't...... It’s Betonte’s fault. To quote a elf-like-man-of-his-word, “Fuck ServiceCourse!” Look at the weapons this Betonte boy has at his disposal. Are these also the “tools of the trade” for an someone in the film industry? What is “Side Effect Productions” anyway? Ever seen their store front. Do the words “money laundering” mean anything to you? Here is a photo of ServiceCourse’s goons letting some poor bastard know he is no longer a part of the race team. You Heartless Bastard!!!
Join me, patriotic Americans, and let’s dish out some good old fashioned vigilante justice, and get our money back. This is America, damn it, and if I can’t live the way he does, well, then what he is doing is wrong, and we need to “redistribute” the wealth. If he can’t live as miserable as the rest of us, and marry an American gurl, well, maybe he should just go back the foreign country he came from (which I think was Southern California)?
Broke Back Idiot-

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Got Sven?

OK girls... He rides a bike, is ripped, just gave his ol lady the lead, and for the last 8 years has been the guy in the commercial - just with dark hair! Contact ServiceCourse for a date!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Don't kid yourself - this is a race...






THIS SUPERBOWL SUNDAY TRADITION has been a staple of the Chico Velo Century Series from the beginning. The "no support, on your own, we give you a map and a paceline" ride usually draws about two hundred riders when the weather looks favorable. Fifty or sixty will show up regardless of the conditions. How many actually finish the hundred miles is any body's guess.The route is essentially flat, with some rollers through the edge of the foothills after Paskenta through Black Butte Lake. There is a five mile stretch of gravel road that is very rideable. Most of the flat tires are experienced on this stretch by single bikes trying to stay on a tandem wheel. The gravel road begins few miles out of Paskenta where the century route turns left . If you miss this turn you begin the climb over Mendocino Pass, an impossibility at the end of January due to snow.The riders leave the One Mile Area of Bidwell Park at 8 AM, proceeding out the Esplanade, north to Hwy 99, takes a scenic and traffic avoiding turn onto Meridian Rd to Lassen Rd on the east side of Hwy 99. Lassen Rd crosses Hwy 99 and becomes Rowles Rd.If you miss the mass start you can hook up with the group by staying on Hwy 99 out of Chico (there is a good shoulder) direct to the Rowles Rd left turn off of Hwy 99, right on the Vina Rd to the stop at A-9, South Ave, turn left, cross the Sacramento River at Woodson Bridge. There are toilets at the park just before the bridge on the right. A nice place for a rest, something to eat if you've got it. If you need to buy food, continue on to Corning by turning right on Hall Rd. If you're doing the fifty miler, turn left on Hall Rd and follow the map back to Chico.Going into Corning, Hall Rd turns left and becomes the Corning Rd, through town, over the I-5 freeway bridge past the National Forest Ranger Station on the right where a group usually meets at 9 AM to ride a 50 mile loop to Paskenta and back. Continue to Flournoy where the store may or may not be open, so load up in Corning cause it's a long way to Orland and the next services. If you're riding the 75 mile route, turn left on the Black Butte Rd. 4 miles out of Corning.Paskenta used to be much more a destination. As of this writing (Nov-96) there are no services in Paskenta. The mill closed down, the Cafe burned (no insurance) and the store closed. The roads out of Paskenta into the coast range are steep but enjoyable later in the year. They are paved to the top of the first ridge.The century route heads toward Covelo/Mendocino Pass, but turns left onto the Newville Rd at the bottom of a short descent, so don't miss it. The gravel stretch follows, to Newville where a road heads south to Elk Creek. A short scenic diversion down this road (2 miles?) to Burrows Gap affords one a great view of the North end of The Unknown Valley. The century route continues to Black Butte Lake. The 50 milers who started in Corning turn left on the Black Butte Rd . The 75 milers who turned left out of Corning turn left and rejoin the century riders.Continue to Orland, over the I-5 freeway overpass to the stop at Hwy 99W. Turn right, then left at the signal and continue on Hwy 32 to Chico. The most direct route to One Mile Area is to stay on Hwy 32 into Chico, it becomes Nord Ave then Walnut St. Turn left on 5th St, continue through downtown, 5th St ends at Bidwell Park, enter the Park and cross the creek to the start area. You can hook up with some local riders to find low traffic alternatives.With SuperBowl kick off usually at 3:20 PM, you'll probably be back in time. If not, big deal eh?

Monday, January 28, 2008

An Asshole with money is a Dick....

From the desk of

MICHAEL BALLRock & RepublicRock Racing


To:STEVE HED


Hed Cycling Products


Dear Steve,Hope your doing good. PSYCH!!! Remember when you wouldn’t give me wheels and I said I’d send you a thank you note? Here it is! Cuz you did me a favor, dude. I didn’t become the King of Pants by giving up. I don’t see problems--I see oppertunity’s! Your the one who missed out, man. We coulda been Ball and Hed—how badass is that? But I don’t even need you. The only Hed I need is the hed I get in the bathroom at Circle Bar every nite!!! From your wife! BURN!!!So check it. I made my own wheels like I said—designed ‘em myself and everything. It was easy! Easy cuz I gets steezy like Cirque de Soleil with the trapezie. (I just made that up.) Here’s the original drawing I made. This is gonna be a collectors item in a museum:I know what your thinking. Your thinking “Nobody could make a wheel like this. Its too hard.” Wrong. You couldn’t, but I gave this drawing to the dudes at Orange County Choppers who have the show “American Chopper” on TV which is awesome where they build crazy motorcycles and paint them sick colors and the father gets mad all the time, and their building them right now. The new ROCK WHEELZ are gonna be machined from SOLID ALUMINUM BILLET. Rock Racing rollin’ on DUBS baby. I already got a pair on my V-Rod and their AWESOME. Plus the best part is their gonna make a show about it and I’m gonna be in it and so is Tyler and Floyd! Tyler and Floyd are gonna ride a Harley together while the dad and Mikey ride a bicycle built for two. HISTERICAL!!!My wheels are so much better than yours. So what you have a wind tunnel. I put the ROCK WHEELZ in a wind tunnel and their so strong they broke the wind tunnel cuz the air couldn’t get thru!!! Their also better than Skaryums from Mavic which are stupid and have a stupid name like a breakfast serial you’d eat on Holloween.Eat it,

PS: Typed this by myself. Dick.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It

If this is your first flight - this is the best! HBO

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Steve is FAT!

Oh boy - my friend Steve is fat. Yes, I said it, he's fat. I can say it cuz he says it. I really don't think he's fat, but he keeps saying he's fat. So therefore, Steve is fat. I however, think he's bulimic. He barfs on almost every ride. I used to think it was a fashion thing as I've seen those "Sun" and "Enquire" mags on the front seat of his Volvo w/ the cool chicks who barf and are hot.
He has the cool guy Volvo - the "R" version, not the "pick up the kids wagon" but the one that the owner thinks is worth 1-million dollars - say it, one-million dollars.... now remove your pinky from the corner of your mouth, cuz if you were "that guy", you would drive a Lamborghini - not a Volvo.

I got an email from "Steve" the other day saying he is thru with the recumbent an moving on.....

The "Aquaduct" was created for Steve as a means of creating clean drinking water from normally non-potable sources. Steve's new diet is just that - water.. Water is first loaded at its source into a large storage tank located at the rear of the three-wheeled machine. Afterwards, pedaling not only propels "Aquaduct" forward, but also drives a peristaltic pump that feeds the water through a filter and then deposits it into a removable 'clean' tank located at the front of the vehicle. The drive wheels can also be disconnected from the crankset so that filtering can continue while the "Aquaduct" remains stationary.

Steve is now saving the world, one stroke at a time..... but he still thinks he's fat....

Monday, January 21, 2008

When will it end? How bout getting faster by riding?

Sent in to us by Stubbie:


Apollo Carbon/Ceramic Pulley wheels
These are custom full carbon pulley wheels with SI3N4 Ceramic bearings. Ultra light weight, ceramic for the most hi reving bearing on the bike, and super trick. 11 tooth for Shimano and 10 for Campagnolo
Your Price

$249.95

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

Rockollini... The new Republic


Matt was right- I said "no way" - Let the madness begin!

Mario Cipollini will return to the peloton this season after a three-year absence. The 40 year-old sprinter has reached an agreement with Rock Racing, managed by fashion label Rock & Republic owner Michael Ball, to become one of the squad's riders, but also a manager.
La Gazzetta dello Sport reported that "Super Mario" is currently in Santa Monica, California, for technical and administrative meetings. An agreement that he would join the team was reached Wednesday night after a five hour meeting with Ball, and the contract may be signed as early as Friday. The 2002 World champion may make his come-back next month in the Tour of California.
While the Italian has always been known for liking spectacular appearances, he may also have financial motives for the new job. Earlier this week the tax magistrate of the Province of Lucca announced that Cipollini must pay some 1.1 million Euro back in taxes, sanctions and interest.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

WE WILL NOT YIELD - Pearl Izumi ROCKS!

Its about time a company stands up for us the way we ALL should!
Support em!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Mine mine mine..........


Lance Armstrong claims that an Oklahoma firm is ripping off his charitable foundation by selling dog and cat collars modeled after the cyclist's distinctive yellow "Livestrong" wristbands. In a federal lawsuit, Armstrong's charity contends that the sale of "Barkstrong" and "Purrstrong" collars infringes on its trademarked $1 bracelet, of which more than 70 million copies have been sold. An excerpt from the Armstrong complaint, which was filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Austin, Texas, can be found below. The pet collars are peddled by Animal Charity Collar Group, a Tulsa for-profit operation that sells its tic and flea collar for $6.99, while a "support collar" costs $4.99. The "Barkstrong" and "Purrstrong" pet collars are pictured above. The Oklahoma firm began distributing the collars after a July 2005 marketing pitch to Armstrong foundation officials was rejected outright, the lawsuit charges. Included with the Armstrong lawsuit is an exhibit containing photographs designed to show how many prominent figures have worn the "Livestrong" wristband. Among the photos (some of which are paparazzi shots from supermarket tabloids) are images of Bono, Pam Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, Prince William, and Kevin Federline. The Armstrong complaint seeks unspecified damages and the forfeiture of a web site through which the knockoff items are sold.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Pure Evel....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYGGCVE2lKY -Las Vegas Jump!!!

EVEL Knievel, he was my childhood hero! The hard-living, death-defying adventurer who went from stealing motorcycles to riding them in a series of spectacular airborne stunts in the 1960s and '70s, has died. He was 69.
Knievel had been in failing health for years with diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable lung condition. In 1999 he underwent a liver transplant after nearly dying of hepatitis C, which he believed he had contracted through a blood transfusion after one of many violent spills.
Only days before his death, he and rap artist Kanye West settled a lawsuit over West's use of Knievel's trademarked image in a music video.
Knievel amazed and horrified onlookers in 1968 by vaulting his motorcycle 45 metres over the fountains of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, only to land in a bone-breaking crash.
He continued to win fame and fortune by getting huge audiences to watch him roar his motorcycle up a ramp, fly over 10, 15 or 20 cars parked side by side and come down on another ramp. Perhaps his most spectacular stunt, another disaster, was an attempt to jump an Idaho canyon on a rocket-powered motorcycle in 1974.
Knievel's showmanship, skill and disdain for death were so admired that he became a folk hero.
Performing stunts hundreds of times, Knievel repeatedly shattered bones as well as his bikes. When he was forced to retire in 1980, he told reporters that he was "nothing but scar tissue and surgical steel".
He underwent as many as 15 major operations to relieve severe trauma and repair broken bones — skull, pelvis, ribs, collarbone, shoulders and hips. "I created the character called Evel Knievel, and he sort of got away from me," he said.
His health was also compromised by years of heavy drinking; he said at one point he was consuming half a bottle of whiskey a day, washed down with beer chasers.
Robert Craig Knievel was born in the copper-mining town of Butte, Montana, and raised by grandparents.
As he told the story, he acquired the name Evel as a boy. Arrested for stealing hubcaps, he was taken to jail, where the police were holding a man named Knofel, whom they called "Awful Knofel".
They decided to call Robert "Evil Knievel". The name stuck, and some years later, Knievel legally took the name Evel, changing the "i" to "e" because he thought it looked better.
A star athlete at school, he volunteered to be an army paratrooper in the 1950s and made 30 jumps. Afterwards he played hockey with the Charlotte Clippers. Then he took up motorcycle racing until falling and breaking bones in a 1962 race.

At 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop. To attract customers, he announced he would jump 12 metres over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before a thousand people, he did the stunt but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes. The audience was in awe.
"Right then," he said, "I knew I could draw a big crowd by jumping over weird stuff."
He hit the big time in 1968 with his jump over the fountains at Caesars Palace. "It was terrible," he said afterward. "I lost control of the bike. Everything seemed to come apart. I kept smashing over and over and ended up against a brick wall, 165 feet away."
The accident left him with a fractured skull and broken pelvis, hips and ribs. He was unconscious for a month. But soon after his recovery, he jumped 52 wrecked cars at the Los Angeles Coliseum.
In 1974, Knievel decided to jump almost 500 metres across the Snake River canyon in Idaho. Before thousands of spectators , he took a rocket-powered motorcycle up a long ramp at 560 km/h and soared some 600 metres above the canyon. But his parachute opened prematurely, and he and the cycle drifted to the canyon floor, leaving him without serious injury. He made $US6 million.
He also made a great deal of money the next year when he jumped over 13 double-decker buses in London. He crashed there, too, breaking pelvis, vertebrae and hand.
In Chicago, he soared over an aquarium tank containing 13 sharks but skidded on the exit ramp and fractured his right forearm and his left collarbone.
In 1986, he was fined $US200 in Kansas City, on charges of soliciting an undercover policewoman for immoral purposes. And in 1995, after leaving his wife of 38 years and living with Krystal Kennedy, a younger woman, Knievel was charged with assaulting her. Kennedy ultimately declined to press charges, however, and married him in 1999.
Evel Knievel once described himself as "the last gladiator in the new Rome".
"I am a guy who is first of all a businessman," he once said. "I'm not a stunt man. I'm not a daredevil. I'm" — he paused — "I'm an explorer."
"I'm an explorer!"

■ Knievel played himself in the 1977 movie Viva Knievel! The plot featured a rival trying to kill Knievel and use his 18-wheel truck to smuggle cocaine. George Hamilton portrayed him in a 1971 film and George Eads played him in a 2004 television movie.
■ Among Knievel's notable feats were clearing 19 cars, sailing over 13 Mack trucks and jumping 13 double-decker buses in London, as well as a failed attempt to leap the Snake River canyon in Idaho on a rocket-powered motorcycle.
■ A jailer in Montana was responsible for Knievel's nickname. As a youth, Knievel had several run-ins with police and the jailer dubbed him "Evil Knievel". In order not to be perceived as a bad guy, Knievel later changed the spelling to "Evel" as his daredevil career took off.

Saturday, January 12, 2008