Thursday, October 23, 2008

Domestic Problems........

From Jess Raphel:
Dear Sally,

I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have
suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual
signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person on the other end
hangs up. My wife has been 'going out with the girls a lot recently,
although when I ask their names, she always responds, 'Just some friends
from work; you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out
for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never
approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I really
checked on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so that
I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from
her night out with 'the girls.' When she got out of the car, she was
buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of
her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind
my Cervelo, when I noticed that the Carbon stem appeared to have a
hairline crack right by the handlebar mount. Abby, is this something I
can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bike shop where I bought

Milo Framebender

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