Thursday, January 31, 2008

EXPOSED!! - BBI Fires Back....



STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE HERE? Notice that nearly 100% of this money is U.S. Currency!!! Do you now wonder why the cost of living has catapulted in our country??? I don't...... It’s Betonte’s fault. To quote a elf-like-man-of-his-word, “Fuck ServiceCourse!” Look at the weapons this Betonte boy has at his disposal. Are these also the “tools of the trade” for an someone in the film industry? What is “Side Effect Productions” anyway? Ever seen their store front. Do the words “money laundering” mean anything to you? Here is a photo of ServiceCourse’s goons letting some poor bastard know he is no longer a part of the race team. You Heartless Bastard!!!
Join me, patriotic Americans, and let’s dish out some good old fashioned vigilante justice, and get our money back. This is America, damn it, and if I can’t live the way he does, well, then what he is doing is wrong, and we need to “redistribute” the wealth. If he can’t live as miserable as the rest of us, and marry an American gurl, well, maybe he should just go back the foreign country he came from (which I think was Southern California)?
Broke Back Idiot-

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Got Sven?

OK girls... He rides a bike, is ripped, just gave his ol lady the lead, and for the last 8 years has been the guy in the commercial - just with dark hair! Contact ServiceCourse for a date!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Don't kid yourself - this is a race...

THIS SUPERBOWL SUNDAY TRADITION has been a staple of the Chico Velo Century Series from the beginning. The "no support, on your own, we give you a map and a paceline" ride usually draws about two hundred riders when the weather looks favorable. Fifty or sixty will show up regardless of the conditions. How many actually finish the hundred miles is any body's guess.The route is essentially flat, with some rollers through the edge of the foothills after Paskenta through Black Butte Lake. There is a five mile stretch of gravel road that is very rideable. Most of the flat tires are experienced on this stretch by single bikes trying to stay on a tandem wheel. The gravel road begins few miles out of Paskenta where the century route turns left . If you miss this turn you begin the climb over Mendocino Pass, an impossibility at the end of January due to snow.The riders leave the One Mile Area of Bidwell Park at 8 AM, proceeding out the Esplanade, north to Hwy 99, takes a scenic and traffic avoiding turn onto Meridian Rd to Lassen Rd on the east side of Hwy 99. Lassen Rd crosses Hwy 99 and becomes Rowles Rd.If you miss the mass start you can hook up with the group by staying on Hwy 99 out of Chico (there is a good shoulder) direct to the Rowles Rd left turn off of Hwy 99, right on the Vina Rd to the stop at A-9, South Ave, turn left, cross the Sacramento River at Woodson Bridge. There are toilets at the park just before the bridge on the right. A nice place for a rest, something to eat if you've got it. If you need to buy food, continue on to Corning by turning right on Hall Rd. If you're doing the fifty miler, turn left on Hall Rd and follow the map back to Chico.Going into Corning, Hall Rd turns left and becomes the Corning Rd, through town, over the I-5 freeway bridge past the National Forest Ranger Station on the right where a group usually meets at 9 AM to ride a 50 mile loop to Paskenta and back. Continue to Flournoy where the store may or may not be open, so load up in Corning cause it's a long way to Orland and the next services. If you're riding the 75 mile route, turn left on the Black Butte Rd. 4 miles out of Corning.Paskenta used to be much more a destination. As of this writing (Nov-96) there are no services in Paskenta. The mill closed down, the Cafe burned (no insurance) and the store closed. The roads out of Paskenta into the coast range are steep but enjoyable later in the year. They are paved to the top of the first ridge.The century route heads toward Covelo/Mendocino Pass, but turns left onto the Newville Rd at the bottom of a short descent, so don't miss it. The gravel stretch follows, to Newville where a road heads south to Elk Creek. A short scenic diversion down this road (2 miles?) to Burrows Gap affords one a great view of the North end of The Unknown Valley. The century route continues to Black Butte Lake. The 50 milers who started in Corning turn left on the Black Butte Rd . The 75 milers who turned left out of Corning turn left and rejoin the century riders.Continue to Orland, over the I-5 freeway overpass to the stop at Hwy 99W. Turn right, then left at the signal and continue on Hwy 32 to Chico. The most direct route to One Mile Area is to stay on Hwy 32 into Chico, it becomes Nord Ave then Walnut St. Turn left on 5th St, continue through downtown, 5th St ends at Bidwell Park, enter the Park and cross the creek to the start area. You can hook up with some local riders to find low traffic alternatives.With SuperBowl kick off usually at 3:20 PM, you'll probably be back in time. If not, big deal eh?

Monday, January 28, 2008

An Asshole with money is a Dick....

From the desk of

MICHAEL BALLRock & RepublicRock Racing


Hed Cycling Products

Dear Steve,Hope your doing good. PSYCH!!! Remember when you wouldn’t give me wheels and I said I’d send you a thank you note? Here it is! Cuz you did me a favor, dude. I didn’t become the King of Pants by giving up. I don’t see problems--I see oppertunity’s! Your the one who missed out, man. We coulda been Ball and Hed—how badass is that? But I don’t even need you. The only Hed I need is the hed I get in the bathroom at Circle Bar every nite!!! From your wife! BURN!!!So check it. I made my own wheels like I said—designed ‘em myself and everything. It was easy! Easy cuz I gets steezy like Cirque de Soleil with the trapezie. (I just made that up.) Here’s the original drawing I made. This is gonna be a collectors item in a museum:I know what your thinking. Your thinking “Nobody could make a wheel like this. Its too hard.” Wrong. You couldn’t, but I gave this drawing to the dudes at Orange County Choppers who have the show “American Chopper” on TV which is awesome where they build crazy motorcycles and paint them sick colors and the father gets mad all the time, and their building them right now. The new ROCK WHEELZ are gonna be machined from SOLID ALUMINUM BILLET. Rock Racing rollin’ on DUBS baby. I already got a pair on my V-Rod and their AWESOME. Plus the best part is their gonna make a show about it and I’m gonna be in it and so is Tyler and Floyd! Tyler and Floyd are gonna ride a Harley together while the dad and Mikey ride a bicycle built for two. HISTERICAL!!!My wheels are so much better than yours. So what you have a wind tunnel. I put the ROCK WHEELZ in a wind tunnel and their so strong they broke the wind tunnel cuz the air couldn’t get thru!!! Their also better than Skaryums from Mavic which are stupid and have a stupid name like a breakfast serial you’d eat on Holloween.Eat it,

PS: Typed this by myself. Dick.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Flight of the Conchords - If You're Into It

If this is your first flight - this is the best! HBO

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Steve is FAT!

Oh boy - my friend Steve is fat. Yes, I said it, he's fat. I can say it cuz he says it. I really don't think he's fat, but he keeps saying he's fat. So therefore, Steve is fat. I however, think he's bulimic. He barfs on almost every ride. I used to think it was a fashion thing as I've seen those "Sun" and "Enquire" mags on the front seat of his Volvo w/ the cool chicks who barf and are hot.
He has the cool guy Volvo - the "R" version, not the "pick up the kids wagon" but the one that the owner thinks is worth 1-million dollars - say it, one-million dollars.... now remove your pinky from the corner of your mouth, cuz if you were "that guy", you would drive a Lamborghini - not a Volvo.

I got an email from "Steve" the other day saying he is thru with the recumbent an moving on.....

The "Aquaduct" was created for Steve as a means of creating clean drinking water from normally non-potable sources. Steve's new diet is just that - water.. Water is first loaded at its source into a large storage tank located at the rear of the three-wheeled machine. Afterwards, pedaling not only propels "Aquaduct" forward, but also drives a peristaltic pump that feeds the water through a filter and then deposits it into a removable 'clean' tank located at the front of the vehicle. The drive wheels can also be disconnected from the crankset so that filtering can continue while the "Aquaduct" remains stationary.

Steve is now saving the world, one stroke at a time..... but he still thinks he's fat....

Monday, January 21, 2008

When will it end? How bout getting faster by riding?

Sent in to us by Stubbie:

Apollo Carbon/Ceramic Pulley wheels
These are custom full carbon pulley wheels with SI3N4 Ceramic bearings. Ultra light weight, ceramic for the most hi reving bearing on the bike, and super trick. 11 tooth for Shimano and 10 for Campagnolo
Your Price


Sunday, January 20, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

Rockollini... The new Republic

Matt was right- I said "no way" - Let the madness begin!

Mario Cipollini will return to the peloton this season after a three-year absence. The 40 year-old sprinter has reached an agreement with Rock Racing, managed by fashion label Rock & Republic owner Michael Ball, to become one of the squad's riders, but also a manager.
La Gazzetta dello Sport reported that "Super Mario" is currently in Santa Monica, California, for technical and administrative meetings. An agreement that he would join the team was reached Wednesday night after a five hour meeting with Ball, and the contract may be signed as early as Friday. The 2002 World champion may make his come-back next month in the Tour of California.
While the Italian has always been known for liking spectacular appearances, he may also have financial motives for the new job. Earlier this week the tax magistrate of the Province of Lucca announced that Cipollini must pay some 1.1 million Euro back in taxes, sanctions and interest.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Its about time a company stands up for us the way we ALL should!
Support em!

Monday, January 14, 2008

Mine mine mine..........

Lance Armstrong claims that an Oklahoma firm is ripping off his charitable foundation by selling dog and cat collars modeled after the cyclist's distinctive yellow "Livestrong" wristbands. In a federal lawsuit, Armstrong's charity contends that the sale of "Barkstrong" and "Purrstrong" collars infringes on its trademarked $1 bracelet, of which more than 70 million copies have been sold. An excerpt from the Armstrong complaint, which was filed Tuesday in U.S. District Court in Austin, Texas, can be found below. The pet collars are peddled by Animal Charity Collar Group, a Tulsa for-profit operation that sells its tic and flea collar for $6.99, while a "support collar" costs $4.99. The "Barkstrong" and "Purrstrong" pet collars are pictured above. The Oklahoma firm began distributing the collars after a July 2005 marketing pitch to Armstrong foundation officials was rejected outright, the lawsuit charges. Included with the Armstrong lawsuit is an exhibit containing photographs designed to show how many prominent figures have worn the "Livestrong" wristband. Among the photos (some of which are paparazzi shots from supermarket tabloids) are images of Bono, Pam Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, Prince William, and Kevin Federline. The Armstrong complaint seeks unspecified damages and the forfeiture of a web site through which the knockoff items are sold.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Pure Evel.... -Las Vegas Jump!!!

EVEL Knievel, he was my childhood hero! The hard-living, death-defying adventurer who went from stealing motorcycles to riding them in a series of spectacular airborne stunts in the 1960s and '70s, has died. He was 69.
Knievel had been in failing health for years with diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable lung condition. In 1999 he underwent a liver transplant after nearly dying of hepatitis C, which he believed he had contracted through a blood transfusion after one of many violent spills.
Only days before his death, he and rap artist Kanye West settled a lawsuit over West's use of Knievel's trademarked image in a music video.
Knievel amazed and horrified onlookers in 1968 by vaulting his motorcycle 45 metres over the fountains of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, only to land in a bone-breaking crash.
He continued to win fame and fortune by getting huge audiences to watch him roar his motorcycle up a ramp, fly over 10, 15 or 20 cars parked side by side and come down on another ramp. Perhaps his most spectacular stunt, another disaster, was an attempt to jump an Idaho canyon on a rocket-powered motorcycle in 1974.
Knievel's showmanship, skill and disdain for death were so admired that he became a folk hero.
Performing stunts hundreds of times, Knievel repeatedly shattered bones as well as his bikes. When he was forced to retire in 1980, he told reporters that he was "nothing but scar tissue and surgical steel".
He underwent as many as 15 major operations to relieve severe trauma and repair broken bones — skull, pelvis, ribs, collarbone, shoulders and hips. "I created the character called Evel Knievel, and he sort of got away from me," he said.
His health was also compromised by years of heavy drinking; he said at one point he was consuming half a bottle of whiskey a day, washed down with beer chasers.
Robert Craig Knievel was born in the copper-mining town of Butte, Montana, and raised by grandparents.
As he told the story, he acquired the name Evel as a boy. Arrested for stealing hubcaps, he was taken to jail, where the police were holding a man named Knofel, whom they called "Awful Knofel".
They decided to call Robert "Evil Knievel". The name stuck, and some years later, Knievel legally took the name Evel, changing the "i" to "e" because he thought it looked better.
A star athlete at school, he volunteered to be an army paratrooper in the 1950s and made 30 jumps. Afterwards he played hockey with the Charlotte Clippers. Then he took up motorcycle racing until falling and breaking bones in a 1962 race.

At 27, he became co-owner of a motorcycle shop. To attract customers, he announced he would jump 12 metres over parked cars and a box of rattlesnakes and continue on past a mountain lion tethered at the other end. Before a thousand people, he did the stunt but failed to fly far enough; his bike came down on the rattlesnakes. The audience was in awe.
"Right then," he said, "I knew I could draw a big crowd by jumping over weird stuff."
He hit the big time in 1968 with his jump over the fountains at Caesars Palace. "It was terrible," he said afterward. "I lost control of the bike. Everything seemed to come apart. I kept smashing over and over and ended up against a brick wall, 165 feet away."
The accident left him with a fractured skull and broken pelvis, hips and ribs. He was unconscious for a month. But soon after his recovery, he jumped 52 wrecked cars at the Los Angeles Coliseum.
In 1974, Knievel decided to jump almost 500 metres across the Snake River canyon in Idaho. Before thousands of spectators , he took a rocket-powered motorcycle up a long ramp at 560 km/h and soared some 600 metres above the canyon. But his parachute opened prematurely, and he and the cycle drifted to the canyon floor, leaving him without serious injury. He made $US6 million.
He also made a great deal of money the next year when he jumped over 13 double-decker buses in London. He crashed there, too, breaking pelvis, vertebrae and hand.
In Chicago, he soared over an aquarium tank containing 13 sharks but skidded on the exit ramp and fractured his right forearm and his left collarbone.
In 1986, he was fined $US200 in Kansas City, on charges of soliciting an undercover policewoman for immoral purposes. And in 1995, after leaving his wife of 38 years and living with Krystal Kennedy, a younger woman, Knievel was charged with assaulting her. Kennedy ultimately declined to press charges, however, and married him in 1999.
Evel Knievel once described himself as "the last gladiator in the new Rome".
"I am a guy who is first of all a businessman," he once said. "I'm not a stunt man. I'm not a daredevil. I'm" — he paused — "I'm an explorer."
"I'm an explorer!"

■ Knievel played himself in the 1977 movie Viva Knievel! The plot featured a rival trying to kill Knievel and use his 18-wheel truck to smuggle cocaine. George Hamilton portrayed him in a 1971 film and George Eads played him in a 2004 television movie.
■ Among Knievel's notable feats were clearing 19 cars, sailing over 13 Mack trucks and jumping 13 double-decker buses in London, as well as a failed attempt to leap the Snake River canyon in Idaho on a rocket-powered motorcycle.
■ A jailer in Montana was responsible for Knievel's nickname. As a youth, Knievel had several run-ins with police and the jailer dubbed him "Evil Knievel". In order not to be perceived as a bad guy, Knievel later changed the spelling to "Evel" as his daredevil career took off.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

No riding today....

Gotta do some house work!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Not on my group ride....

OK- I thought we had a deal? It was bad enough when we had that little fuzz-ball dressed in Postal kits hanging out with the one-balled doper, but nooooooooooooooooooooooo, you had to push it. Had to muscle in on our little world. Well let me tell you Tiger Beat, this will not stand!

Coming this fall to must see TV:
Evil Has A New Name
Yes he's back - and he's mad as hell!
Watch as this fun loving bike rider, systematically tracks down and kills one by one all those on the road who've wronged him on training rides...
Jlaine is...
The Broke Back Idiot!
Jay Laine shares his ideas to keep you emotionally fit! Learn how your mind and emotions play an important role in weight gain or loss. Find out more and start 'Feeling Good!'
Hottalk Stars in..
The new season of Super Biggest Loser premieres Tuesday, January 21st 8/7c! Stay tuned as the show takes on an all-new twist - teams of two! The pairs aren't just playing for themselves but also for their loved one, co-worker, or best friend.
Paco is...
The King of the Cage in..
SMACK DOWN makes for a night of unpredictable action and excitement. Will Paco get revenge on GM William Regal in a First Blood Match. We'll let you in on a little secret, GM's house didn't burn down by its self...
This ain't you Mama's reality show.. Paco's tasted blood and he's ready to feed again!
So you frickin "Celebrities" want mess with our sport?
Get ready bitches, cuz were takin over yours!

But not you Mick, your good with us-

Monday, January 7, 2008

What's up with San Diego?

So what is with SD? Sunshine, Love - the beautiful people.... but what happens to these postcard models when they get behind the wheel? Well, some have already gotten their Lattes and the entitled American becomes suppressed. Those are the ones you want to see while riding. The others? Frickin Assholes! Ass-frickin-holes! I have ridden in many places over the years and BY FAR SD takes the title! This opinion -fact - is not born from one ride, but many. My folks live in the area. Now, before you think of palm trees and a ton of cars, picture back county roads where people live on acres and traffic is low. The first encounter was with my wife - a white Toyota PU is coming toward us and we are in single file on the right side of our lane... As this Assjocky gets to us he is completely in our lane coming right at us and as he swoops by he's flipping us off. SD- Bro, all I need are some cool waves and tasty buds. 10 miles later we have some Lady Asspilot hanging out the window yelling single file.... bla bla bla, but the King-O -SDildos is (and please note!) White Lexus CA plate: OMNI INC - any reader out there connected to CHP, DMV or the like PLEASE run him. On the New Years Day I did an 80mi team ride with the Ranchos and at the end it had shelled to two of us. In this area you have to ride on I-15 for one exit (legal) and take the 1st off ramp, a big urban off ramp that feeds a mall- 5 lanes, no cars - so I move over to the two lanes that turn left, and as I ride on the white line of the right - left turn lane - I hear the horn of KOSDildo coming up behind me at 60mph! This Mutherfucker zooms past my left leg with only inches as the left, left turn lane remains empty. Ahhhh... Red light you fat fuck - and the binders are clamped! Game on- KOSDildo is a fat Italian or Mexican wearing chunky gold jewelry and the first thing he vomits my way is "This is an automobile traffic lane - your not allowed to be here - get the fuck out!" OMG! How about Merry Xmas or Happy New Year? You can only imagine where it all went from there - I must say, I was surprised more than anyone that I chose not to beat-down this fat fuck. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr! And as he stomped his entitled American Carbon Footprint, what was left was his calling card - CA plate: OMNI INC !
Why is it some places are so much more "hot" than others? The rest of the time I was down in Socal, I rode out of Orange Co. and the people there are GREAT! not a problem and most of this was in much more traffic? It's like a disease?
If you are experiencing any of these side effects and have wondered if it was just you, you are not alone. YOU are an SD Driver:
Mind racing and unable to control thoughts and processes of the mind.
Panic attacks worsening.
Hot surges running through body.
Horrible nightmares.
Obsessive thoughts. (Going to lose it and kill somebody) A cyclist perhaps?
Just can't seem to feel any more.
Feeling like a zombie. Absolutely emotionless.
Physically numb. Could not even feel the water hit my body in the shower.
Lost all taste of food.
Severe dizziness. Felt like going to pass out or lose control.
Sleeping with light on because of the fear.
Feel disconnected. Really drugged out most of the time.
Heart palpitations and tightness in the head.
Flashes of memories and images from the past. (Uncontrollable)
Drugs have taken personal identity away, made feel unable to function like a normal human being.
Completely lost grip and hate to go out and be around people. Don't even feel comfortable with family.
Feeling like it will never end.
Feeling foggy and drugged out.
Urge to jump out of a fast moving car.
Feeling like I need to take life to end all of this.
Extreme head pain.
More depressed than before starting
Not sure will ever be your old self again.
A feeling of unreality.
Convinced of having some rare and fatal disease.
Hormones go completely wild during menstruation.
fatigue and problem in hands (predominantly left)which has become less tremors, more pain and slight stiffness and is spreading up (left) arm and into shoulder.
Head and body seem to feel detached from each other.
Feeling like "in Hell." Can't go to see doctor or to the hospital because I am afraid they will prescribe more medication or put me in the mental ward.
Bleeding from the nose, heavily.
Feeling like electrical current is running up and down spine
Memory loss with apathy
In a fog, can't concentrate
Nipple discharge
Loss of sex drive
Manic/depressive episodes
Weight gain of over 40 pounds
Head jerking and muscle spasms
Numbness in genitals
Small penis
Memory loss
Loss of sexual drive
Swelled penis
Sudden and excessive weight gain
Hating people, do not want to be around people anymore
Tremors, sudden jerky movements of muscles, extreme sensitivity to sound
Inner restlessness
Can't focus, hard to read words
Worsening of acne
Falling asleep at random times and not even remembering it (people telling the person this is happening)
Can hardly stand to look at anything anymore
Severe hot flashes while asleep
Difficult having an orgasm
Very aggressive dreams, dream of having battles with people from past
Severe mood changes, tremors in hands more hyperactive
Heavy sweating and electrical shocks that seem to come from within the side of the head
Milky discharge from nipples and very hot flashes and sweating while asleep
Can't seeeee comptur skrenn clearrlyyyy
Breast are getting larger, nipples harder and sticking out about 1" and swelling $10,000.
Awake several nights of the week all night and have gained 30 pounds in less than one year
Urge to drink excessively, never had this problem before. Feel like in pure hell, manic one moment, deeply depressed the next, severe headaches, sweating, nightmares, panic and fear
Feet stay cold and can't seem to get them warm
Have not had sex for over one year since starting Prozac
Need for increased dose for same symptom, depression and severe cleaning compulsion are back and already at 100 mg daily of Prozac
I quit, doing crazy things. On the way to work stopped and got a tattoo. Hate tattoos!
Sleepy all of the time
Dramatic weight loss
Manic depression, numbness of body, tremors, racing thoughts, hot flashes, hallucinations, voices and echoes
Excessive or "fake" happiness-not able to feel "normal" sadness or cry at all
Feeling like an incomplete person without sexual feelings
Feel like going to stop breathing
Cold for hours after jogging
Extremely paranoid, feeling like someone is standing outside of the shower with a knife-ready to kill me, constantly looking over my shoulder all of the time and jumping at every noise
Muscle and joint pains
Strange and vivid dreams with erratic sleep patterns
Nightmares, flashbacks, severe night sweats and feel sense of unrest
No emotion and brain twitches
Itchy, rashes on inside of legs, knees, under arms and back, hot sweats and flushes, very depressed, being very rude and short tempered
Severe mood swings, angry most of the time and violent
Lost everything
Lost job
dizziness and low blood sugar
Just don't care anymore
Flash anger, verbal aggression and uncontrolled bouts of swearing
Pain in the lower left hand side of the stomach
Sleeping A LOT (13 hours a night)
Self mutilation
Cutting self
Tongue pain at night
Ears ring all the time
Total inability to have an orgasm
Breathing Difficulty
Uncontrollable bouts of anger during which I can't even talk to anyone- totally overreacting to different situations.
Delayed sleep pattern, 1 hour later each day, turning the clock around during one year

In an effort to help save the future riders in the SD area, please deposit in the Municipal water system.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Broke Back Idiot "Reflects"....

Sent in from BBI just to let us all know things are "healing"........

Happy New Year Everyone Random thoughts and some Happy New Year wishes.New Year starts off with a big ole storm That’s good news. I have to go to work all 3 days of the storm. That’s bad news. I am almost legally single. That’s good news. But, not yet. That’s bad news.Drove to work yesterday in the storm which was a somewhat epic, but the return trip was full on epic. 80 was still officially closed but I got through and did well until 300 feet from my trailer. The road was not plowed up to my trailer, and I got the truck stuck at 2 am and Susan still has my snow blower. Walked home in my clogs and scrubs through 2 feet of fresh and got the shovel. (Note: clogs make poor footwear in snow deeper than 0.5 inches). Shoveled out a path wide enough for the truck to get home, (300 fucking feet), after digging out the truck itself. Oh, and every time I threw a shovel full of snow, the dog jumps up and tries to bite the snow, effectively blocking about a third of my shovel throws. We sounded something like this. Playful, “Yip Yips,” from Pearl and a steady stream of hostile “God Damn It’s” from me. Repeat that pattern 500 times. Or maybe 1000. Until 3 am.It takes longer than you might think to shovel out a 300 foot long path that is 4 feet wide with a psychotic dog doing everything in her power thwart your efforts and to have fun at your expense. Any recommendations of a good taxidermist? I don’t want to get rid of the dog, just make her more “user friendly.” The savings on food alone would cover the taxidermist fee in no time. “Pearl, stay. Good girl. Good girl.” Ah, isn’t life grand. As Sara Silverman says, “When life gives you aids, make lemonaids.” I was out skate skiing last week and skied up to a friend who made a shrieking noise and loudly ridiculed my hat. Embarrassing for both of us was the fact that I was hatless. Add to everything else a bad hair day. (To make up for her harsh comments, however, she thoughtfully did leave me a tampon and some hair spray on the windshield of my truck. Nice.)Seems like we got about 2 feet of fresh show at the house and 3 feet up higher with more coming. About time. Should fill in the terrain nicely with snow coming until Friday. I work today and tomorrow (that’s bad news), and then get the kids (that’s good news-playmates at my maturity level, well the boys are at least. Stevye has learned that female eye-rolling trick already and uses it on me frequently. I thought girls don’t learn that one until they marry, but my new theory is more along the lines of a genetically preprogrammed response that first appears in females as they near puberty, when in the vicinity of males. At one time I thought her behavior had to do with the fact that my maturity level plateaued when I turned 14, but after careful consideration, I said to myself, “Nah. That couldn’t be it.”)Hopefully will sneak out for some local back country action when the kids are in school next week. I didn’t think my mood was too bad until the neighbors complained about my Christmas Decorations. I was just expressing my holiday thoughts. So hard to please everyone. Really says what’s in my heart. Just like how I prefer my coffee, black and bitter. Cold and dark. Black black coal.JLPS. Ah, just messing with you. My heart is not any blacker that usual, but if you can’t laugh at yourself, well, ... You’d better laugh at yourself because everyone else is, and if you don’t, well, you’ll feel even more left out. But I did love those Christmas decorations.Happy New Year

BBI, We know you don't have a chick right now,
so I thought this pic would help cheer you up - look at the hot girl with the douch bag. Bro, be the douch bag - you can do it!
Beeeeee the douch bag! Plus you have a sweeter trailer than he does!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

The Perfect Storm... ?

From NOAA RE: The coming storm:


But it could get blown out early:


Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Hall O' Fame...

Don't forget to click on em!