Thursday, December 13, 2007

The real problem is those damn cyclists...

"Everyone involved in baseball shares responsibility," Mitchell said during a news conference at the Grand Hyatt Hotel. "Commissioners, club officials, the Players Association and players. I can't be any clearer than that."
In all, 89 players were named in the report, including free agent Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte of the New York Yankees, Miguel Tejada of the Houston Astros, Eric Gagne of the Milwaukee Brewers and Paul Lo Duca of the Washington Nationals, as well as a list of players like Barry Bonds who have already been publicly associated with steroid use.

Oh no - not the apple pie?
89 new racers added to the Pro peloton - a source close to ServiceCourse states "They will fit right in - they are professional athletes that can hold 600 watts for 40 yards at a time! while chewing tobacco"

1 comment:

Steve Griffiths said...

Don't mess with baseball dude.