And What Did You Expect? CSsee ya!

OK, you're at the controls of your big cooperate empire. Mmmmmmm..... We'll call you the ASO - cool huh?
Now, your job is to protect the empire. Grow it. Market it etc... it's your Baby. Ya, let's call it Baby.....
After awhile you grow a bit bored with Baby, so you start driving it around in the front seat of the car w/o turning off the airbag - but that's because you're now on drugs which also caused you to shave all your hair off.... Super cool.....
In an effort to get people to notice you even more, while in France you hold Baby over the side of your over-priced hotel balcony while the crowd gasp. Clever marketing 101. ; ) Good job! Your on top of the world! and all those below you can only hope you know what you're doing. You do - again, you're the King! You're on every party list.
Then one day in the mail comes the Mother of all parties invite - its an orgy party! So you go - hey! what kinda party would it be if you didn't? In attendance are UCI, WADA, LCL, AIGCP, USOC, CONI, IOC, RFEC, CSD & Carrot Top (Doper)- "everyone fucked each other - it was great!" What you never realized, was in doing so, you were fucking a bunch of people who counted on you, as well as people you didn't even know. ...

Now you can't find Baby, and it burns when you pee...........

Results keep coming....

California-based Computer Sciences Corporation (CSC) has announced its intention to end its sponsorship of Bjarne Riis' ProTour team, Team CSC, once its contract expires at the end of 2008. The company cited "a shift in priorities" in its business' growth strategy as its reason for ending the eight year partnership with the squad.
"Our involvement in the sport of cycling has been a positive and productive experience," said Henrik Bo Pedersen, the CSC executive responsible for overseeing the sponsorship. "We will continue to support the team and exercise our sponsorship rights during the 2008 race season. At the same time, we are committed to helping the team secure a new title sponsor.

Yep, you're the King..... keep it up.