So we all remember the former Norcal / Nevada racer known as Jed Bickel. Well for some reason he decided his chances out of state may be better.Come and listen to a story about a man named Kirt
A poor VOS'ineer, barely kept from gettin hurt,
Then one day he was shootin at win,
And up through his legs came the thought of racer sin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol' Kirt's a Webcore goon,Old teammates said Kurt move away real soon
They said Austin Texas is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the truck and took off without a pee.
Tejas... flats, that is. Head winds, Football Crits.
Its The Bickel Hillbillies!
And from all report he's winning crits by lapping the field and Stage races by margins!
Sooooooooooo, Set a spell, take yer shoes off, but don't come back now, Ya hear!
Good job buddy!
1 comment:
Vos is dis. An ex-Reno white trash, meth using Nev-AH-da boy kicking some Tejas booty? Wearing Tevas and not dem pointy toe boots? And, anyway, when dem Tejas boys take dem boots off, do they actually have feet shaped like dem boots, and if not, why the fuck do they cram their feet into said boots-sure, a nonsequiter, but, still, inquiring minds want to know. Whoops. Look at the time. Missed my medication again.
Gooooooo Fast Bickel.
jlaine
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