Even though Safeway has dis-band this year, it's team mates keep receiving awards - my next door neighbor known as Fat Tony (who is shedding lbs fast) also see: http://servicecourse.blogspot.com/2007/11/with-friends-like-these-who-needs-any.html 
Ya, same guy... wed's this great girl, and at dinner one night we're all talking about sex and then more specifically.. ahem... wellllllllll, ya know the kind of sex where you look like superman at 80mph sporting the worlds longest flesh colored mustache shaped like legs blowing over your shoulders? and the comment was made "does Tony even know about that" followed by a quick return of "I just use Velveeta" OMG! super clever! She just baits the trap! I know T has been on an eating binge so this strikes me as genius!
Two days later, Tony's special lady friend and I are in the car and I bring up how frickin funny her comments were, and she looks at me as if she had not been at said dinner? "What the hell are you talking about"? "Ya know, the Velveeta - that was the funnest think I ever heard"! She looks at me like I'm insane - " No No, I said he's from ALAMEDA! Not Velveeta!" WTF?
So Fat Tony gets the Big Cheese Award! and a lesson in the "Superman"!
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Outstanding! Read it twice and laughed both times. Pure genius, this posting.
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